Hello Readers! Lighting Tornado here.
The move back to the Tower is going well, and we've even had an influx of new students! While we continue to get things back in order here*, we've decided to dedicate this week to highlighting some of our new and promising students!
* And while Lazer Gaiden finishes his psychological counseling.
Name: Crystal Elegance
Sex: N/A
Gender: Fluid (she/her)
Race: Sentient Crimson Bovine Runoff
Hometown: Hazardous Waste Disposal Site #6
Strengths: Witty, charming, and a quick learner
Weaknesses: Dissolves a number of materials* on contact, immunity to high-fives**.
* Including flesh
** Don't mention "Doctor" CoolRad's missing hand. He's very sensitive about it.
History: Crystal Elegance is a recent addition to the student body as part of a contractual obligation to Crimson Bovine. She is a lovely iridescent mass of Sentient Crimson Bovine Runoff, and remarkably well read and spoken. The fine folks at Crimson Bovine even provided her with a tiny aluminum wizard hat, one of the few substances that her body does not dissolve*.
*Rumors that the Crimson Bovine corporation enrolled Crystal Elegance to the Super Wizards to avoid paying hazardous waste disposal fees are unfounded and hurtful to our new student. Please keep this in mind to avoid disciplinary action or possibly being horrifically dissolved in retaliation.
Notes: Although new to the Tower, Crystal has already become quite popular and made a number of friends*. Specialized accommodations have been arranged for her in the student dorms**. She doesn't seem to eat, but the Tower has been refreshingly clean of any vermin.
Crystal is new enough to the student body that her Super Wizard talents have not yet been evaluated. You will see her in a variety of classes as we try to figure out where she best excels. Please make her feel as welcome as possible!
* The Council is aware of Crystal's extremely alarming friendship with Rodeo Nova, Ninja Bunny, and Burning Mermaid. Please stop screaming about it (or just in general) and consider just staying out of their way.
** A barrel with a warning sign on it.
The move back to the Tower is going well, and we've even had an influx of new students! While we continue to get things back in order here*, we've decided to dedicate this week to highlighting some of our new and promising students!
* And while Lazer Gaiden finishes his psychological counseling.
Name: Crystal Elegance
Sex: N/A
Gender: Fluid (she/her)
Race: Sentient Crimson Bovine Runoff
Hometown: Hazardous Waste Disposal Site #6
Strengths: Witty, charming, and a quick learner
Weaknesses: Dissolves a number of materials* on contact, immunity to high-fives**.
* Including flesh
** Don't mention "Doctor" CoolRad's missing hand. He's very sensitive about it.
History: Crystal Elegance is a recent addition to the student body as part of a contractual obligation to Crimson Bovine. She is a lovely iridescent mass of Sentient Crimson Bovine Runoff, and remarkably well read and spoken. The fine folks at Crimson Bovine even provided her with a tiny aluminum wizard hat, one of the few substances that her body does not dissolve*.
*Rumors that the Crimson Bovine corporation enrolled Crystal Elegance to the Super Wizards to avoid paying hazardous waste disposal fees are unfounded and hurtful to our new student. Please keep this in mind to avoid disciplinary action or possibly being horrifically dissolved in retaliation.
Notes: Although new to the Tower, Crystal has already become quite popular and made a number of friends*. Specialized accommodations have been arranged for her in the student dorms**. She doesn't seem to eat, but the Tower has been refreshingly clean of any vermin.
Crystal is new enough to the student body that her Super Wizard talents have not yet been evaluated. You will see her in a variety of classes as we try to figure out where she best excels. Please make her feel as welcome as possible!
* The Council is aware of Crystal's extremely alarming friendship with Rodeo Nova, Ninja Bunny, and Burning Mermaid. Please stop screaming about it (or just in general) and consider just staying out of their way.
** A barrel with a warning sign on it.
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