Things have been pretty hectic at the tower here. The damage from the Rodeo Nova/Ninja Bunny incident was a bit more extensive than we thought, so we had to complete some much-needed renovations.
That said, let's finally resume one of my favorite parts of this blog!
That said, let's finally resume one of my favorite parts of this blog!
My Dearest Instructor, Lazer Gaiden,
When shall the Council be taking action regarding the weirdo with the barren tree branches growing out of his head who's been wandering the halls of the tower? No one can understand the eldritch language which flows from his mouth, and he has blocked the doorway to the ladies restroom when the hateful branches caused him to become stuck. Please promise unto me that you shall do something about this roustabout, lest the walls of the Tower become my canvas and he, my paint.
When shall the Council be taking action regarding the weirdo with the barren tree branches growing out of his head who's been wandering the halls of the tower? No one can understand the eldritch language which flows from his mouth, and he has blocked the doorway to the ladies restroom when the hateful branches caused him to become stuck. Please promise unto me that you shall do something about this roustabout, lest the walls of the Tower become my canvas and he, my paint.
-Blood Rainbow
Hello Blood Rainbow!
From what I understand, the Council is in the process of tracking down this mystery man. Nobody's sure where he came from, he just showed up one day. He shouldn't be in the ladies restroom, however. The last thing we need is another problem like Lesser Evil's "lack of direction."
Also, please do not murder anyone in the Tower without a written permission slip from one of your instructors and at least one member of the Council. You know what the Tower's policy is regarding that.
Also, please do not murder anyone in the Tower without a written permission slip from one of your instructors and at least one member of the Council. You know what the Tower's policy is regarding that.
Sir, I'm still hearing things about my sister being kidnapped on your blog here! Please tell me what's going on!
-Turbo Thunder
Hello Turbo Thunder! Your sister has just missed a few days* of classes, she probably just got lost in the tower. Nothing to worry about! Please contact the Council about when your visit with your family will be ending, the Wizardball team misses their captain!
*Or weeks. Or months. Time, right? Who's counting it?!
Could we get some better food in here? Everything seems to be a bit…off lately. Also, the snuggle-puppies are requesting live meat (stupid bunnies keep taunting them). Did I hear something about the Spooker Wizards collecting bones? Do you think they could share with my babies?
-Rodeo Nova
-Rodeo Nova
Hello Rodeo Nova,
So I'll be completely honest with you, we've really just been feeding you stuff from a box one of the kitchen duty groups recovered from their duty. It was labeled "Food?"* so it's probably okay, box labels don't lie. Usually.
As for the bones, we're trying to discourage the Spooker Wizards from decorating with actual bones, and as you know, any "student debris" from the various accidents around the Tower that can't be reattached has to go to the good folks at Crimson Bovine.
*No matter how much we take from it, it never seems to get any less full. What a convenient and probably completely safe find!
That should be enough for this week! Have a good weekend, readers!
So I'll be completely honest with you, we've really just been feeding you stuff from a box one of the kitchen duty groups recovered from their duty. It was labeled "Food?"* so it's probably okay, box labels don't lie. Usually.
As for the bones, we're trying to discourage the Spooker Wizards from decorating with actual bones, and as you know, any "student debris" from the various accidents around the Tower that can't be reattached has to go to the good folks at Crimson Bovine.
*No matter how much we take from it, it never seems to get any less full. What a convenient and probably completely safe find!
That should be enough for this week! Have a good weekend, readers!
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