Meet the Staff (Part 1)

The Super Wizard Tower boasts a robust staff that come from many diverse backgrounds. Below you'll find the first in our series of Who's Who in the Super Wizard Tower.

Lazer Gaiden:  Full-fledged Super Wizard, guidance counselor to up and coming Super Wizards, and he who maintains this blog. I look forward to opening the doors to our majestic halls to you as we explore the Super Wizard way.

Elder Fred: Some would argue that a rock with a face drawn on it should not be eligible to teach anyone, let alone several classes every year.  These people are not familiar with the profound wisdom and quiet power that is Elder Fred. Perhaps the most famous and beloved of the Elders, his Battle Contemplation class is popular enough that there is often a waiting list for registration.

Elder Bob:  The gruffest and burliest of the elders.  Famous for his use of weaponized grizzly bears which turned the tide in the War of Bastard Bluff  Currently serving the role of adjunct professor of philosophy after Elder John’s unfortunate and completely unforeseen incident at the Mountains of You Will Absolutely Die if you Come Here.  Check out Elder Bob’s unique take on philosophy in his class "I can punch it, but should I?"

Elder Jack: Elder Jack is the long-suffering professor of several remedial classes (Remedial headlocking, high-fivery 101, etc). No one wants to land in one of Elder Jack's classes, but he's the best at making sure they don't have to do it more than once!
DID YOU KNOW: Elder Jack leads a small combat task force in the evening to patrol the tower halls for things that have escaped from the tower kitchens.

The Royal Beard: While not officially a member of the staff, The Royal Beard is a representative from the Kingdom of Happyshine and handles any and all matters requiring the attention of The Royal Beard.

Elder George: Elder George is an asshole the best elder.

Edited by Elder George on 1XXX at 6:03 PM