The Tower Library: More than anything else, the Super Wizard Tower is a place of learning. Our halls echo with the various sounds and smells of learning every day. Of course, no foundation of education is complete without a library. However, as most of our budget goes towards power beverages and “stuff that explodes”, we don’t actually have any books. Unwilling to let that stop us, the Library plays the finest action cartoons and hard rock music at all hours.
The Tower Armory: The massive room in which all the martial might of the Super Wizards is stored. Students are typically forbidden to enter the armory, although exceptions are made for those on duty to feed the bears. We'll be covering the weapons and tools that Super Wizards wield in a future entry.
NOTE: Mishandling of bear feeding duties can occasionally result in enrollment in Rabies Training 101.
Student Living Quarters: Students who wish to live in the tower are provided with comprehensive living quarters that suit their every (extremely basic) need. Every student is provided with a bed and a dresser with two spacious drawers (dresser to be shared with room mate). Additional furniture is forbidden as this would violate the ancient pacts with the local fae, and we still haven't reclaimed the Kitchen from the last time that happened. Students are gently coaxed to sleep after lights out with soothing heavy metal music piped through the living quarters.
The Infirmary: While we take all the safety precautions necessary in the training of our students, accidents do happen. For situations such as this, we have a fully-staffed infirmary ready at a moment's notice to administer all the power beverages and high-fives required to get you back on your feet. Last year, the infirmary boasted it's lowest* mortality rate yet!
*60%
The Tower Kitchen: The Council of Elders have requested that I do not speak further about the tower kitchen until the latest kitchen-related incident has been resolved.
NOTE: Mishandling of bear feeding duties can occasionally result in enrollment in Rabies Training 101.
Student Living Quarters: Students who wish to live in the tower are provided with comprehensive living quarters that suit their every (extremely basic) need. Every student is provided with a bed and a dresser with two spacious drawers (dresser to be shared with room mate). Additional furniture is forbidden as this would violate the ancient pacts with the local fae, and we still haven't reclaimed the Kitchen from the last time that happened. Students are gently coaxed to sleep after lights out with soothing heavy metal music piped through the living quarters.
The Infirmary: While we take all the safety precautions necessary in the training of our students, accidents do happen. For situations such as this, we have a fully-staffed infirmary ready at a moment's notice to administer all the power beverages and high-fives required to get you back on your feet. Last year, the infirmary boasted it's lowest* mortality rate yet!
*60%
The Tower Kitchen: The Council of Elders have requested that I do not speak further about the tower kitchen until the latest kitchen-related incident has been resolved.
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