Tools of the Trade (Part 1)

The Super Wizards have a number of versatile tools that they use every day to complete their various duties and quests.  These tools include several types of weapons completely unique to our trade, as well as several non-combat related tools.  In part one of our series of Tools of the Trade, we'll start going over some of the more important ones.

Miscellaneous tools

"Crimson Bovine" Power Beverage:  While I'm sure Crimson Bovine probably needs no introduction, it's an incredibly important part of Super Wizard life and culture.  Its healing properties are well-researched, and it keeps you going long after you should probably be sleeping.  Because of these facts, the Super Wizards make use of Crimson Bovine for everything from medicinal purposes, to giving students that extra push they need for study, to the sacred Super Wizard naming ceremony.
Made in a facility that processes milk, peanuts, and animal reproductive fluids.  Mostly non-toxic.

Super Wizard Endless Fanny Pack:  Every Super Wizard has an Endless Fanny Pack as part of their uniforms.  These packs go conveniently around your waist and can carry so many things, you'll think that they're magic*!
*Not actually magic

Pocket Elder Bob:  An invention created by our very own Elder Bob, Pocket Elder Bobs are small figurines of the Elder himself.  These clever devices are activated by whispering something condescending to it and then throwing it.  Once they hit a surface, they'll burst into incredibly hot flames.  Elder Bob explains that this is rage, but it's probably actually the incredibly volatile chemicals that the dolls are filled with.


Weapons

 Electric Guitar (and amps):  The Electric Guitar is the backbone of Super Wizard ranged combat.  While a common misconception is that they are powered by electricity, the truth is that Electric Guitars actually fire lightning at targets.  Each amp contains enough ammo for about one wicked guitar riff.

Rabies:  Perhaps the most powerful and dangerous of the Super Wizard armory, rabies-users are frenzied chaos on the battlefield.  Some Super Wizards are foaming at the mouth to receive training in the ancient art of Rabies!
Note:  Rabies Training is performed only in specific circumstances, as those who dedicate themselves to this discipline have dramatically shortened lifespans.  While the exact reasons for this are unknown, the prevailing theory is that the art and those who learn it were placed under an evil curse (Probably originating from one or all of the Deathlords of the Dark Undercold.).”
Note 2:  The Deathlords have denied involvement in this, but they’re probably lying.

Shovel (Not the kind for digging):  For the other uses.