It happens to everyone at some point in their lives. They look longingly at a guitar and think "I want to fire lighting from that." They look at a dragon angel and think "I want to headlock that thing" moments before it obliterates them and everything in a ten mile radius. They look dreamily to the stars and think "What if I could put one of those things on a stick and hit a monster with it?"
Located in the beautiful city of Happyshine and awesome since the year 1XXX, the Super Wizard Tower has trained generation after generation of Super Wizards. We have an extensive curriculum and offer many classes, giving student Super Wizard hopefuls all the assistance and freedom they need in their pursuit of lower, medium, and higher education (as well as several educations to the left and one to the right). Below you'll find just a small sampling of our arcane teachings and the awe-inspiring, god-like powers we'll train you to use.
- Archeomancy - The power to unearth relics, decipher ancient text and symbols. In addition to this, it allows the Super Wizard to harness the power of the element of path to detect tracks and most traps. If the Super Wizard is wielding a compass, the power also grants the ability to always know which direction is north.
- Violenceomancy - Martial training in a variety of deadly weapons. Super wizards are masters of many combat arts, everything ranging from Rabies to Shovels (not the kind for digging) and a great deal in between.
- Ignorance - No warrior is complete without a good defense, and Super Wizards are certainly no exception! Here at the tower, you'll learn how to protect yourself from dangerous psychic attacks and intelligent debate.
Common Sense- (Class discontinued)
Some would argue that putting 'mancy' after words doesn't necessarily make it magical, but here at the Super Wizard Tower, we'll show you how wrong that is!
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