Super Wizard Bestiary (Part 3)

Hello readers!  Lighting Tornado here again for another addition to the Super Wizard Bestiary!


Cuddle Knights
Danger level: Very high
Where to find them: Anywhere, especially at this time of year
Description: Cuddle Knights are the followers of Trundles the Love Imp, and they're especially prevalent around this time of year as they prepare for the March of Trundles the Love Imp on the 14th.  We'll talk more about that next week, I'm sure.  Basically, Cuddle Knights are a sort of unknown creature that can create more of themselves through unknown means.  They're sort of like vampires, if vampires weren't fake and stupid.  You don't want to mess with these guys.
How to deal with them: Get as far away from them as possible and notify the authorities.  Remember that when you see someone offering free hugs, nothing in life comes for free.

Turbo Mosquitoes
Danger level:  Pretty high
Where to find them:  The Mire of Turbo Death
Description:  The stories aren't really clear on whether the Mire of Turbo Death was named because of the Turbo Mosquitoes or the other way around.  Probably the other way around, since Turbo Mosquitoes are by far not the only dangerous thing that lives in that Mire.  These guys feed on blood like regular Mosquitoes, but they do it really, really fast.  They're kind of like vampires, if vampires weren't fake and stupid.
How to deal with them:  Don't go to the Mire of Turbo Death

Expired Crimson Bovine
Danger level: EXREME
Where to find them: Anywhere that carries Crimson Bovine past the legal disposal date.
Description: Crimson Bovine Inc. explicitly states in fine print on each bottle of Crimson Bovine that the product is not intended to be kept past its expiration date.  This is usually not an issue, as the stock is usually consumed before expiration occurs.  If it DOES expire, however the [REDACTED BY CRIMSON BOVINE INC.]
How to deal with them: Crimson Bovine that's about to expire is traditionally fired into space with Crimson Bovine Disposal Cannons.