New from Crimson Bovine!!!

Hey everyone!

Do you want to remove your thirst from this timeline?*

Then you need to try the new flavor from Crimson Bovine, Casualty Crisis Cola!**

Lovingly crafted by soulless automated machines and bored teenagers, Casualty Crisis Cola flavor is a combination of a large number of different herbs and spices.  Many of them are non-toxic!  Once you try some, you won't want to stop drinking it ever!

And here at Crimson Bovine, we say that's okay!

The new flavor hits the shelves next week!  Pick some up today!

Try some today, and you'll wish you had yesterday!

Or maybe...you did?***

*Removing thirst from current timeline can cause irreparable damage to the timeline.  Please alter the timeline responsibly.
**Absolutely not created from time substance of questionable origin.  Who told you that?  Don't listen to them.
***Due to the nature of the ingredients used in Casualty Crisis Cola, the answer to this question is unclear.






















Can anybody hear me?

I don't know where I am.

Something's wrong. 

There are men with no faces

There is a sun which casts no light

I think I've made a terrible mistake

Please...

Help me