Asking for a friend...
Does the school have appropriate countermeasures to humanely corral phasing rabbits?
*shifty eyes*
Sincerely,
Ninja Bunny
Hello Ninja Bunny,
It's not particularly common knowledge, but phasing rabbits possess a startling amount of brainpower energy, but don't have much capacity to control it. This tends to result in the periodic 'venting' of the brainpower energy. In best case scenarios, this results in them blinking about through space or through walls. In worst case scenarios, it results in a pressing need for renovations and an angry Tower accountant.
The brainpower nature of these rabbits can be taken advantage of to lure them into traps, however. Brainpower aside, they are still rabbits. Standard traps can be baited with imaginary carrots if the trapper can imagine them hard enough. The phasing rabbits will pick up on the telepathic message and be drawn to the trap*.
It's not particularly common knowledge, but phasing rabbits possess a startling amount of brainpower energy, but don't have much capacity to control it. This tends to result in the periodic 'venting' of the brainpower energy. In best case scenarios, this results in them blinking about through space or through walls. In worst case scenarios, it results in a pressing need for renovations and an angry Tower accountant.
The brainpower nature of these rabbits can be taken advantage of to lure them into traps, however. Brainpower aside, they are still rabbits. Standard traps can be baited with imaginary carrots if the trapper can imagine them hard enough. The phasing rabbits will pick up on the telepathic message and be drawn to the trap*.
*IMPORTANT NOTE: When employing this method, DO NOT allow the phasing rabbits to eat the imaginary carrot!
HRH Fluff ‘n Stuff appears to have had a little “accident” near the stairs to the Elder Floors (this may or may not be a deliberate protest to their continued refusal to allow Mister Fluffypants to undertake the naming ceremony, you have no proof either way). Given her preference for fresh blood and quality deli meats, would you recommend bleach, an ammonium based cleaner, or complete vaporization of the entire hallway?
-Rodeo Nova
-Rodeo Nova
Hello Rodeo Nova,
This certainly explains a lot. Your dog's "accident" has already caused a number of student casualties (It's okay, it's a new year and our quotta was reset). The council has been debating how to handle the situation. The initial response was to attempt a pinpoint Orbital Satellite strike, but the Tower accountant has discouraged use of pinpoint Orbital Satellite strikes for cleaning purposes. For the time being, they've decided to send in the Tower janitor, Frank Stein. It's not a big deal if we lose Frank, Elder Steve can bring him back as many times as necessary. If that doesn't work, I believe the Council has a number of other plans, some involving fire, before we resort to the pinpoint Orbital Satellite strike whether the Tower Accountant approves or not.
Hello sir...
I don't mean to pry, but didn't you say a few weeks ago that you were going to discuss Glamomancy? You never did, and the lesson plans are getting progressively stranger without any explanation...
-Taco Lightning
Hello Taco Lightning,
Yes, I was going to go into more detail regarding Glamomancy, but it turns out the art is a bit more complicated than we originally anticipated. It would seem that Glamomancy has a good side and a darker, more sinister side. The lesson plans are currently being reviewed by the Tower Ethical Expert. Your classes should have been canceled until further notice, I'm not sure who's running your classes. Please come to my office at your earliest convenience to discuss this further.
I'm locked in the Tower basement! Help?
-Throat-Punch Ballet
Hello Throat-Punch Ballet,
Very creative dodging of the questions only rule!
Equally impressive (but likely unfortunate for you, I fear) is that you've found the Tower basement! Nobody has yet to locate that. You'll have to let someone know where it is for us to come get you. Until then, good luck on your attempts to survive until then!
Dear Lazer Gaiden,
Where am I?
-Lesser Evil
Hello Lesser Evil,
That's a very good question. There may have actually been more to this, but representatives from Crimson Bovine confiscated it pretty much immediately and this is all I could read.
The Council actually managed to contact Elder [NAME DELETED] regarding your situation. I'm told he was sporting a two dimensional lab-coat with six-dimensions of colors thatdrove encouraged a number of nearby students insane to enroll in Kung-Futhulhu. She agreed to keep an eye out for you and Space Slayer in journey across all planes, before turning into a floating drawing of a frowny face and bending sideways out of existence. Hope to see you back at the tower soon*!
*For all our sakes.
Well, that does it for Q&A for this week. Good luck to all of you surviving Torp's apocalyptic nonsense this weekend!
This certainly explains a lot. Your dog's "accident" has already caused a number of student casualties (It's okay, it's a new year and our quotta was reset). The council has been debating how to handle the situation. The initial response was to attempt a pinpoint Orbital Satellite strike, but the Tower accountant has discouraged use of pinpoint Orbital Satellite strikes for cleaning purposes. For the time being, they've decided to send in the Tower janitor, Frank Stein. It's not a big deal if we lose Frank, Elder Steve can bring him back as many times as necessary. If that doesn't work, I believe the Council has a number of other plans, some involving fire, before we resort to the pinpoint Orbital Satellite strike whether the Tower Accountant approves or not.
Hello sir...
I don't mean to pry, but didn't you say a few weeks ago that you were going to discuss Glamomancy? You never did, and the lesson plans are getting progressively stranger without any explanation...
-Taco Lightning
Hello Taco Lightning,
Yes, I was going to go into more detail regarding Glamomancy, but it turns out the art is a bit more complicated than we originally anticipated. It would seem that Glamomancy has a good side and a darker, more sinister side. The lesson plans are currently being reviewed by the Tower Ethical Expert. Your classes should have been canceled until further notice, I'm not sure who's running your classes. Please come to my office at your earliest convenience to discuss this further.
I'm locked in the Tower basement! Help?
-Throat-Punch Ballet
Hello Throat-Punch Ballet,
Very creative dodging of the questions only rule!
Equally impressive (but likely unfortunate for you, I fear) is that you've found the Tower basement! Nobody has yet to locate that. You'll have to let someone know where it is for us to come get you. Until then, good luck on your attempts to survive until then!
Dear Lazer Gaiden,
Where am I?
-Lesser Evil
Hello Lesser Evil,
That's a very good question. There may have actually been more to this, but representatives from Crimson Bovine confiscated it pretty much immediately and this is all I could read.
The Council actually managed to contact Elder [NAME DELETED] regarding your situation. I'm told he was sporting a two dimensional lab-coat with six-dimensions of colors that
*For all our sakes.
Well, that does it for Q&A for this week. Good luck to all of you surviving Torp's apocalyptic nonsense this weekend!
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