Monday, January 16, 2017

Student Highlights Week 2: Ninja Bunny

Name: Ninja Bunny

Sex: Female

Race: Human-esque. Almost certainly.

Hometown: Dim Underchilly

Strengths: Rabbit Transmogrification, Math

Weaknesses: Being told to stop using Rabbit Transmogrification, attention span.

History: Ninja Bunny is one of the only Super Wizard students to come from Dim Underchilly (the other being Rodeo Nova, as previously mentioned).  Her parents are cultists from the cult of the Screaming Bleeding Agony, but apparently decided she wasn't a great fit for the cult for "undisclosed reasons" and sent her to the Tower.  It didn't seem like she'd take too well to Super Wizard education initially, until she was told about Rabbit Transmogrification.  The Tower Psychologist predicts that it was around this time she jumped from a 1 to at least a 5 on the insanity scale.

Notes: Ninja Bunny has an unnaturally excessive level of skill in Rabbit Transmogrification, which is rivaled only by her equally unnaturally excessive desire to use Rabbit Transmogrification.  You may recall the recent incident when classroom 2A had to be evacuated and closed for renovations.  The reason this occurred was because Ninja Bunny turned everything in the classroom* into Rabbits.  She was given detention but managed to transmogrify the Super Wizard in charge of detention.  The council has decided that she probably learned her lesson and let her go***.  According to the Tower Psychologist, Ninja Bunny rates at a 5 or a 6 on the insanity scale, so she's within acceptable bounds.
*Desks, chairs, students**, posters, etc.
**They're still trying to sort out the desk/chair/poster rabbits from the student rabbits.  The accountant is unsure if he should count this towards the casualty quota, but for now he's decided to hold off.
***As none of the Elders have become rabbits (except for Elder Malcolm of course, who was already a rabbit), I assume Ninja Bunny was satisfied with this.

Ninja Bunny has a well-known rivalry of some sort with Rodeo Nova.  While neither of them have really discussed it at any length, anyone who was there for the library incident knows about this.  Rodeo Nova's antics with her hounds as of late seems to have exacerbated this problem somewhat.

The Tower Psychologist has been trying to determine if Ninja Bunny's constant use of Rabbit Transmogrification is rooted in some sort of sinister desire to transmogrify the entire world into rabbits, or if she's just easily amused and morally flexible.  I'm told his research has been put on hold as he's been transmogrified into a rabbit.

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