Meet the Staff (Part 4)

Hello readers!  The time has come once more for another Meet the Staff!  Let's get into it without delay!

Dr. Expendable Esq.:  The Tower's resident expert in Faerie Law/Cooking.  While his name is not actually Expendable, those in this particular position tend to have a very short...shelf life.  The knowledge of the forbidden arts of cooking are a heavy burden on the mortal mind.  Our current Dr. Expendable is likely drawing near to the end of his term, as he has developed an alarming habit of accosting student and senior alike in the halls and screaming ingredients and cooking terms at them.  I've heard the council discussing among themselves that it may be time to contact the Happyshine "Totally Legit" Vocational School (Down at the Docks branch) about conducting their annual Law and Cooking lottery so we can find a replacement.

Super Wizard Burning Passion of Insufferable Fury:  The Tower's expert on the use of the X-52 Giant Robot and currently in the running for the Super Wizard with the longest name.  Super Wizard Burning Passion of Insufferable Fury knows his way around the X-52 better than anyone, and actually helped pioneer the 52 model*.  This has also contributed to the Council's decision to be lenient  when Fury landed the 52 into the repair shop when he attempted to shatter the Unshatterable Obelisk of Tony***.  Super Wizard Burning Passion of Insufferable Fury is currently one of the Super Wizards on assignment to slay the Desert of Sorrow.
*The X-52 model was a significant upgrade from the X-51**, as it no longer requires the combination of five smaller tiger robots and can be used by the solitary galactic hero.  Fury's addition of scream-activated special attack functionality was seen as awesome, but the practicality has been questioned by some of the more boring Super Wizards.
**As the repair process for the X-52 drags on, the Council has been debating recommissioning the X-51.
***Appropriately named, although no one is sure who Tony is or was.