We have a statement from "Crimson Bovine" about the ongoing tower incident.
"Please note that "Crimson Bovine" Power Beverage Tropical Chaos flavor is, like all flavors of "Crimson Bovine" Power Beverage, completely safe. We will be recalling the flavor for completely unrelated reasons. Any reports of nausea, headaches, explosive homicidal rage, spontaneous human combustion, or feeling light-headed are almost definitely unrelated. For those experiencing these symptoms, we recommend a refreshing "Crimson Bovine" Power Beverage original flavor."
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