Monday, November 28, 2016

Tower Facilities (Part 3)

Hello everyone!  I hope you all had a great holiday!  With most of the students returning from family gatherings, both awkward and otherwise and all a little wider around the middle, let's get into learning more about Tower Facilities!

Also, yes, the Elders are aware of the distressing bond that has formed between Burning Mermaid and Rodeo Nova.  While the Council is incredibly concerned about these developments, student friendships aren't actually against any rules in the handbook*, so please stop putting in complaints.  The incidents will be handled on a first-come first-serve basis.
*Except for Space Slayer and Lesser Evil

The Recreation and Quarantine Wing:  While many might find this fact shocking in light of our top notch safety and medical regulations, accidents do happen at the Super Wizard Tower.  Whether it's minor infections, possibly contagious pathogens of questionable lethality created by questionable magic, or the accidental creation of a horrifying IT staff, we're equipped to handle almost everything in-house.  When not being used to contain overflowing sick or dying students*, the Recreation and Quarantine wing is a (mostly) decontaminated place for students and Senior Super Wizards alike to unwind!  You might even see the occasional Elder kicking back on their time off!  The room is well stocked with "Crimson Bovine" vending machines, a bunch of equipment presumably involved in Wizardball to some extent, tables and chairs, and even a stage for events and meetings**!  
*or hold back the undead failed experiments from Elder Steve's Black Magic and Sentence Structures class
**Please note that electric guitars should be used in the sparring arena, NOT on the stage. 

The Doomsday Repository:  While not technically part of the Tower these days*, the Doomsday Repository is where Doomsday Scribe stores all of the various end of the world prophecies that tend to pop up around the Tower and Super Wizards in general**.  Tradition requires these prophecies to be transcribed (if necessary), stored away, and promptly forgotten so that when/if they come to pass it doesn't ruin the surprise.
*The Repository was moved off-site to protect it from Rodeo Nova.
**Some prophecies have even been found in the Happyshine pawn shop.
 
The Tower Basement:  We have a basement?  Well...this is somewhat embarrassing...the Council requested that I mention the basement in this, but to be completely honest, I wasn't aware that the Tower HAD a basement.  That being said, I'm not sure where the door to the basement is located, or what secrets it hides.  Could be anything, I suppose.  Let me get back to you on this one.  Until next time, readers!

The West Wing:  
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