Doomsday Scribe Ad

Hello everyone.  The Council has request that I use this platform to signal boost the Doomsday Scribe ad they ran in the Happyshine newspapers, as they didn't receive any viable candidates.  A more traditional update will be coming tomorrow.

Help Wanted:  Doomsday Scribe

The Super Wizard Tower of Happyshine is searching for a new doomsday scribe, as out previous scribe has been discharged post humorously for violating his contract.  We offer employees a generous package of benefits.  Come and work at the most awesome place in all of Happyshine!

The Super Wizard Tower offers the following benefits:

• Competitive salary*
• IT Department(s) that are slightly less horrifying than standard
• On-site "Medical" staff
• Unique on-site dining facility
• Discount "Crimson Bovine" Power Beverages
• Lodging provided**
• A diverse group of peers and students to interact with every day!

The ideal candidate must:

• Be goal-oriented
• Possess good people skills
• Be comfortable with the crushing despair of a hopeless existence, with every day of their continued life being a vain defiance against incomprehensible forces of the universe
• Organizational skills are a plus!

If interested, contact the Super Wizard Council of Happyshine.

*As per tradition, Doomsday Scribes are paid in "Crimson Bovine" Power Beverage Horrifying Visions flavor and spite.

**Required