Tower Happenings Tuesday (Part 1)

Hello everyone.  Welcome to the first episode of Tower Happenings Tuesday.  The Council of Elders has requested that I take today to go over a few upcoming events that are going to be happening over the next week at the tower.  This won't be an every Tuesday occurrence, but the Council has said they may request this again in the future to advise students and staff of important occurrences.

Tuesday (Today):   Today will be the big Wizardball game of our very own Happyshine Heretics versus the Undercold Ukuleles.  However, as the Deathlords of the Dark Undercold have never actually shown up to a game of Wizardball (nor acknowledge the existence of Wizardball), today is expected to be a fairly quiet day.  Rumor has it that the Heretics are already making plans to expand their substantial trophy cabinet.  Additional rumors that the Heretics no longer know how to play Wizardball or remember the rules because of lack of competition are very likely mostly false.  Arguments that no one ever knew how to play Wizardball based on the fact that there has never actually been a real game of Wizardball are completely unfounded.

Wednesday:  On Wednesday there will be a fire drill.  As always, students and staff are required to wait patiently as the flames are lit, and then test their reflexes and problem-solving skills as they attempt to escape the tower.  Points will be awarded for style*.  Students that fail the fire drill will be given disappointed looks while they recover from any potential burns in the Infirmary.  Staff that fail the fire drill may be ineligible for their yearly bonuses.  Good luck!
*In the event of a real fire, style points are, of course, not factored into student scores or staff bonus considerations.

Thursday:  On Thursday will be the clean-up day from the previously mentioned fire drill.  Students who failed will be required to help in the event that they are not disabled from crippling burns.  Students disabled from crippling burns will be given additional disappointed looks.

Friday:  While students are in classes, the dorms will be investigated for bed bugs.  This is simply a routine check, as there have been no recent report of bed bugs.
FRIENDLY REMINDER:  If you come across a bed has insectile legs, do not sleep on it no matter how comfortable it looks!

Saturday:  Elder Fred and The Library Viking will be holding a poetry slam in the library on Saturday.  Students are encouraged to participate, but cautioned (as always) to not be too abstract.  The Happyshine "Totally Legit" Vocational School (Down at the Docks branch) has volunteered to send several trainee thugs who will be happy to violently subdue any student in danger of going too abstract or too long or of poor quality.

Sunday:  All students must go to the West Wing.  There is Wisdom in the West Wing.  Sunday will be a free day!  Don't forget that it's free ice cream day in Happyshine!
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Monday:  Monday is catch-up day!  Any students who need assistance in any of their classes can arrange a meeting with the Elders and see about catching up, taking some extra credit, or retaking lessons.  Retaking the fire drill is NOT allowed.  This will not be changed no matter how many of you ask about it, and if it continues to be an issue, students that continue to ask will be given yet more disappointed looks.

Let's make it a great week at the Super Wizard Tower!